December 16 2015

 Laura van Weegen

 

An Alternative Nativity

An iced black guillermo
(an espresso over a couple slices of lime)

 

6 months to 0 AD

@The1TheOnlyBigG

Finally I've 'done' the deed. I’m going to be a daddy. :o>

Retweets: 3 Favourites: 1

 

Day before 0 AD

@JoeDaCarpenter

@The1TheOnlyBigG The "virgin" mother is about to pop & I’ve got to pay the bleeding tax. #GiveUsASubMate #RipOffJudea

Retweets: 2,678 Favourites: 467

 

Day before 0 AD

@MaryDollBC

In a stable having a baby!!! Scared but can’t change my mind now. LOL. Hope @The1TheOnlyBigG can make it. ;)

Retweets: 897 Favourites: 936

 

Day before 0 AD

@The1TheOnlyBigG

Alas no but remember @JoeDaCarpenter #GoodGuy #HesAKeeper

Retweets: 639 Favourites: 437

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0 AD

@JoeDaCarpenter

Proud of ya @MaryDollBC & good news is he has all his essentials #JesusAFutureSuperStar

Retweets: 3,897 Favourites: 1,523

 

0 AD + 1

@MaryDollBC

One proud mama but going to have to change my Twitter account to @MaryDollAD. #1stWorldProblem. ;D

Retweets: 32,945 Favourites: 76,113

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0 AD

@ImABaadBoy

Work slow but anyone else seen ... #NewStarInSky. Sod the sheep tonight I off to check this out. Boom! Who’s coming?

Retweets: 21,765 Favourites: 13,439

 

0 AD

@PeteTheFollower

@ImABaadBoy Where you at, want to join the fun??

Retweets: 105 Favourites: 27

 

0 AD

@ImABaadBoy

@PeteTheFollower Bethlehem. Get here quick, it’s all about to kick off!!!

Retweets: 105,694 Favourites: 78,682

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0 AD

@The3Hipsters

Woah #NewStarInSky #JesusAFutureSuperStar - Do u see a link? We do. #Booyashaka!!! Going to buy cool stuff for the wee man!

Retweets: 345,678 Favourites: 245,781

 

0 AD

@JoeDaCarpenter

#WasntExpectingThat @The3Hipsters @TheBaadBoy Thanx for gifts & stuff @MaryDollBC is delighted.

Retweets: 655,129 Favourites: 489,781

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0 AD + 1

@The3Hipsters

#JesusAFutureSuperStar Watch out for his tour people, he's going to be huge. #YouHeardItHereFirst

Retweets: 818,336 Favourites: 1,027,472

 

0 AD + 1

@JoeDaCarpenter

Knackered.com but need to get the boy on the road #TheTourStartsNow #JesusAFutureSuperStar, first stop Egypt.

Retweets: 2,489,557 Favourites: 1,936,651

 

About the Author

Laura likes playing with new forms of language and is partial to a bit of #Flash. #JustSaying ;)

Published December 16 2015